Cayenne's are slow...it is the Jeeps you need to watch out for...
Those pepper wagons are fun to dust in a Jeep, even the 500 hp variety...little bit cheaper too...

There is a donkey that lives in my hood with the super duper Cayenne Turbo S...120k I think. That is alot of sausage to lose to another SUV at 45k.
I don't race anything in my Carrera - Camry's and Accords will dust you. It has it's place, it's a great car. Stop light drags are best left to cubic inch displacement.
Technology and performance is a great thing...our old P-cars have been left in the dust...time to get over it.
-Jeff