If you clipped the nun though my guess is that you'd hit her mid-calf. (or mid shin if she was trying to use her evil powers of baby jesus to stop you)... that'd make her pivot point way up higher on the body, yes? In that case she might have done a header into the top of your windshield, but I'm guessing the momentum would have flipped her up and over - where she probably would have bounced off your spoiler. If she had any style she'd stick the landing, but Nun quality is way down these days.
Either way it's like 5 or 6 hail marys max. I think it's 5 if she sticks the landing.
Kitty, I got a huge chuckle out of this thread. Thank you for making my morning a little lighter.
"Gutter snipe" Hahahaha...never heard the term before, but I love it!