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Originally posted by cegerer
[I] So let's have 2 lines for the security check: 1 for Muslim-looking people and one for everybody else. All Muslims will go thru the Isreali procedure and .... oh wait, that would be discrimination. We wouldn't want to hurt anybody's feelings!
That's actually not a bad idea. But why stop there, if we have seperate restaurants there'd be less danger of them blowing us up. And seperate bathrooms, drinking fountains. Maybe make them all sit in the back of the plane so you can keep a better eye on them. Maybe the lighter skined ones should be required to sew a symbol of their religion on their clothing. We could also tatoo a barcode or number on them to keep track of them.

And to really show em who's boss and instill the fear of god the rest of us can all wear bedsheets and pillow cases.

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