[nosmo_king]

What to do on a plane?
Stare.

Hey- it works for Puddy...

The Butter Shave episode


New scene.

Elaine and Puddy on the plane.

Elaine: I can't believe we broke up like that.

Elaine starts reading, Puddy stares off into space.

Elaine: Do you want something to read?

Puddy: Nah.

Elaine: Well, are you going to take a nap or --

Puddy: Nah.

Elaine: You're just going to sit there staring at the back of a seat?

Puddy: Yeah.

Elaine tries to read but cannot concentrate.

Elaine: That's it! I cannot take this! I mean, look at this, nothing has changed. We're back together two hours, we're having the same problems we had 12 hours ago.

Puddy: Tell me about it, I don't know why I ever took you back.

Elaine: Please! I took you back. You know it, I know it, vegetable lasagna here knows it.

Vegetable Lasagna (apologetically): I don't want to get involved.

Elaine: Ugh, I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!

Vegetable Lasagna: Oh god.

Elaine then slams her seat back several times into the legs of the passenger seated behind her.

Passenger: Ow! Ow!!