[Porsche-O-Phile]

Yo' mama's so ugly yo' daddy takes her to work just so he don't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo' mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to go back to her.

Yo' mama's so ugly when she was born they tinted the glass on her incubator.

Yo' mama's so fat her clothes got stretch marks.

Yo 'mama's so fat her favorite food is "seconds".

Yo' mama's so fat when I tell her to "haul ass" she's gotta' make two trips.

Yo' mama's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.

Yo' mama's so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

Yo' mama's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch "60 minutes".