[M.D. Holloway]

Well, I have had part of my throat cut out, both my eyes muscles cut off my eyes and sewn back on, a class 3 herniated disc which is still causing incredable pain to course down my left arm as I type, several large needles inserted into my lungs to drain out fluid (and yes I was very much awake), a nose that has been broken 6 times and a few concusions...

I got sniped 3 years ago, waited 45 min in the procedure room, the nurse had to "pull" the vas deferons down cuz my boyz decided that the room was just a bit too cold for their liking. The first few seconds were nice but after a few minutes of the worse hand job of my life the boys had no choice but to comply.

The doc that did it was in the Navy and did about 10,000 - told me he could do it with his eyes shut. "Ya Capt'n, great but what say you just try peeking out your good eye so Daddy here can staill throw Momma a decent one from time to time huh?"

The smell of the burning tubes is rather interesting, the sound is actually worse than the feel of it. When he stitches you up the tugging is also a bit troublesome. The swelling is taken care of with a bag of frozen corn. Wear a jock or some tighty whiteys to keep the boys in place for a few.

Its not that bad but I'm not a good judge of pain...