[imcarthur]

Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a Highway Patrolman. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

"You're in Texas, son," the patrolman answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from Alabama and didn't know your laws here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the patrolman smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the patrolman.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know you Alabama types," the patrolman says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that *sshole would've tried that ***** with me!' "