Hummer H2 and Exxon stock is your best bet.
but if I had to choose it'd be
option 1 first (it's cheaper than all other options and you can sit on it until you've narrowed down options 2-7 to only ONE)
option 2 if you must act now
option 4 is the only other I'd choose, simply because I'm thinking about a 964. I don't think this fits your carry more than 2 people requirement, though.
Option 11, for me, buying a motorcycle (first timer) this fall, is out, because I heard some guy in CA has a fetish for hitting stuff on the freeway. That episode rid me of my desire to own a motorcycle. If I'm going to die, let me do it on a bicycle, doing 20mph, grinning from ear to ear.
