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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama: Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Lituracy Ain't Everythang

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Smaller

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids ... And Our Voting Skills

Georgia: We Put the Fun in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave
Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well, Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First of the Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's, And Our Senators Are
More Corrupt

Michigan: First Line of Defense - From the Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
Honest Elections

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right To an
Attorney, and No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, But No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY an Island

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender
Yet

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum

Texas: Se Hable Ingles

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Too Liberal for the Kennedys

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Our Governor Can Out-fraud Your Governor

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... And the Sheep Are Scared

The District of Columbia: The Work-Free Drug Plan