[charleskieffner]

Originally posted by singpilot
I hear the border is not very well patrolled. Find a quiet spot to cross, take enough water and food to last a few days.

Once you get to one of the big cities, stop at any ER room for any needed medical care, and then spend some time registering for all possible public assistance. Make sure you visit a Catholic church, they speak your language, and can point out the shortcuts to welfare. Hanging out at any large box store will get you tax free work, all you have to do is remain an 'independant contractor'.

If you feel like having any more children (or want to secure your stay in Canada), have a child, and you and your family are then entitled to stay to support the new little citizen. Make sure you start voting as soon as possible, the church will supply you with a list of amenable candidates to elect.

Enjoy your stay!

and bring a big handgun!!!!!!! that will surely allow you to meet new and interesting law enforcement!