I was born ready. You have been designated Captain of the 40 and under team. Draft your best 4 players so the teams are in place.
Original 3 events were tequila shooting, poker playing, and a competitive driving event. How about a decathalon? Events under consideration:
Dirty song singing
Live fire close combat course
Softball
Rock skipping
Skeet shooting
Worst joke
Campfire farting
'Here, y'all watch this' contest
All you old guys check in with me, snot noses with AA.
