[Scrappy]

Howie, the campfire pharting & prune juice shooting requires preparation.

1.) Ingestion of a 3 lb bean/jalapeno/cheese burrito must take place 4 hours prior to the pharting contest. Extra ooomph can be obtained with the addition of cilantro and onion. For absolute in boost, 4 pickled eggs can be added to the burrito.

2.) 1/2 hour prior to the beginning, equal parts of prune juice and tequila must be injested. At least 1 1/2 pints each. For flavor, a dash of Louisana Hot Sauce will do.

3.) 15 minutes before the event, jumping jacks are required for a 10 minute period.

I figure that the fire will explode into a firestorm or be put out by the smelliest concoction ever to leave the human body.