ROTFL....
With the team of talent I has assembled for the 40 and under crowd, the two of you wont have enough depends to last the weekend.
Acox AKA: The Tequila slammin psycho.
Trojanman: AKA The gas passin fiend.
Brew AKA: The Projectile vomiting Master, AKA Mr. 5 Aces.
Brant: The Kurvmeister Himself.
Just to name a few...
Bring it on old timers.. Oh and don't forget the Geritol...