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-Guy in a very small town knows his wife is cheating on him, so he goes to the well known infamous goon named Archibald Keister and asks him if he'll do the job.
-The goon say's "yeah, I know the other guy too and I've been meaning to off him one of these days. I'm gonna wrap my hands around their scrawny necks. Tell you what I'll do it for free, no, a dollar. Where can I find them?"
-"They meet every morning at the supermarket. Can you get them there? Right there?"
-"Sure".
So Archibald kills 'em both and gets caught by the sherrif outside with a news crew nearby.
The next day the local headlines read: "Arti chokes two for a dollar at Kroggers".
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Meanwhile other things are still happening.
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