[Steve PH]

I think you will find regular ones have eight legs, clearly this one is irregular!

Of course I know the lyrics off by heart I didn't just cut "n" paste them, honest!

Look, hes crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now hes up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now hes dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe hes as scared as me
Wheres he gone now, I cant see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesnt seem to move at all
Perhaps hes dead, Ill just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor

Boris the spider

Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Hes come to a sticky end
Dont think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl round
Hes embedded in the ground

Boris the spider
Boris the spider