[djmcmath]

While my room-mate and I were serving on ballistic missile submarines, I recorded the following gem, using that voice you hear on the radio for used car sales:

"Have you ever wanted to obliterate a small country? Wipe a mid-sized metropolis off the map? Well, thank you for calling Mike and Dan's nuclear weapon delivery service -- anywhere in the world, 30 minutes or less, or your money back! ... (much faster voice) Offer not valid in Lithuania, Botswana, or Taiwan."