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1.367m later
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: small farm town Iowa..........at last
Posts: 6,357
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Bad Humor
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish......................49.
Adventurous.............Slept with everyone.
Athletic....................No breasts.
Average looking.........Moooo.
Beautiful....................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.....On medication.
Feminist.....................Fat.
Free spirit...................Junkie.
Friendship first.............Former slut.
New-Age.....................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned...............No BJs.
Open-minded................Desperate.
Outgoing.......................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional...................*****.
Voluptuous.....................Very Fat.
Large frame....................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate............Stalker
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