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in Jan of 2008, GW will claim that the presedential election was illegal due to "terrorist activities" including hacking ballot boxes. He will place the country under martial law announce plans for his third term in office. Part of that is the need to spread "stability" throughout the mideast and southeast asia. Since troops are now insufficient in number, preemptive nuclear strikes are launched in Iran, Lebanon, North Korea, and Indonesia. Illegal aliens are rounded up and conscripted into "clean up crews" to establish beachheads in those countries. Due to high radiation levels and insufficient safety gear, the average lifespan of the crews is about 6 months, leading to an opening of border crossings, concentrating on aprehension rather than blocking entry. This keeps a steady supply of disposable workers.
Unfortunately loans in the US are being called in by China, so GW launches a preemptive strike against China to halt "economic terrorism."
On a positive note France is now scared *****less of the US and sends as much brie as we want.
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