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that specimen you have is the most feared type KNOWN to MAN! one sting and youll be howling like a wolf! flashes of red hot pain at site of sting, then you will blaaber incoherently, start foaming at the mouth, your pecker will fall off, your eyes will cross, and the next thing you know...................YOUR DEAD!
i'll bet you have a very high population of ...............CRICKETS! and only people with dirty houses have CRICKETS! LOL! crickets are their numero uno foodsource. no crickets = no scorpions. they cannot be killed by any known substance known to man. well with the exception of our supersecret method............................................ ............... WD-40 and a lighter! if scorpion on concrete, flame his ass until TOAST and he will leave a beautiful rendition of his exo-skeleton just like an outline drawing! this method is not recommended for use on drywall/wooden floors etc.
truth of the matter i live with them au natural. for sh$$s and grins we take ultra-violet light out at night and collect them. why you ask? my reptilian buddy has giant terrarium full of dez creatures big and small. hey its a reason to drink beer(like we need one).
they are only DEADLY to those who are allergic(oh boy lets find out!) young infants and the elderly.
watch the beginning to sam peckinpaughs "THE WILD BUNCH". we have done this!!!! BIG FUN! take quanity (1) scorpion, perferably of the genus BARK SCORPION species and place in the middle of RED ANT PILE! and watch the fun while reliving the opening scenes to one of the greatest bloodiest westerns EVER FILMED!
now you have learned everything you ever wanted to know about scorpions! we are a wealth of knowledge on other deadly creatures and how to eradicate them from our lil piece of ground..............we call home!
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