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When Canada rules the world
I put this reply in another post.
Then I thought other Canadians might like to add to the list of
"What we will make the rest of the world do" when we take our God given place as rulers of the world, to make up for years
of being ignored and look on as wimpy.
THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH .
Every body thought that the movie "Canadian Bacon" was all in good fun.
Well it wasn't.
Everything going on in the world now is a carefully constructed plot by the Canadians. Can anyone seriously believe that a country this large and this wealthy, would have good health care but crappy armed forces? Get real.
Our "secret" army could whip yours tomorrow, but no, we are more sneaky than that......
Soon you will destroy the middle eastern oil producers or they will just stop selling you oil.
Guess what,
WE WILL HAVE THE ONLY SUPPLY !!! (manic laughter).
We will OWN you.
You will have to learn French.
We will all have Blinged Hummers (Snow will be the new sand).
You will all have to drive cars with Briggs & Strattons.
All McDonalds will be replaced by Tim Hortons.
You will be made to say "EH?" at the end of every sentence.
You will be forced to watch the Queens speech on Christmas day.
..actually, you will do what ever we tell you.
(More manic laughter).
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