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Originally posted by Kurt V
Probably not as big a problem in Canada as it is in Arizona.
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crotalus ouch-us (rattlesnakes) known to inhabit up to 10,000 feet altitude in rocky mountains. but yeah your probably correct. here only way to run dogs in dez or forest is to snake train. very simple...............1) buy fake snake or defang real snake(not me). 2) take snake, place on ground 3) place SHOCK COLLAR on augie-doggie or doggie daddy. 4) turn shock collar to position 3(aka enough energy to send dog into low lunar orbit-and trust me it will ! 5) allow dog to approach snake on ground(curious) 6) at this point snake will coil ready to strike. 7) dog has smell for snake, senses rattles(if they do), visualizes long and coiled snake. 8) hit shock collar RED BUTTON!
and watch dog launch into space! if it takes more than 2 times for dog to get the picture that snakes are bad voodoo, your dog is SEVERLY RETARDED!
it is too simple to do this and cheap. comparison shopping..............vet bill.............$1000.00 + for anti-venom!
watching young dumb ass PITA teenaged wolf/weimereiner mix launch into orbit.........................PRECIOUS! dog sees snake turns around on dime and barks his head off now!