[M.D. Holloway]

forgot one kind of employee though:

6.) The slob - This guy is disgusting. He showers once a month and smells so bad that it's like he has a force field around him repelling other human beings. He never receives proper one-on-one training because when you try to teach him something, all you can think about is making a break for the door. This employee lives in a vacuum, and let's keep it that way.

I actually had to sit a guy down and tell him to take a shower because it was making everyone else uncomfortable. There's a pleasant conversation.