[Dan in Pasadena]

I don't swim in OT waters often so I just found this old thread - classic. Thought I'd resurrect it and ad a commandment or two of my own:

- Placeth Not the pink handled hammer from thy inside-the-home, ahem... "tool kit," in the Man's Garage for it is a Holy Sanctuary of Manly utensils.

- Use Not the handle of a screwdriver or the side of a pair of pliers as a hammer lest the Man smite thee, hip and thigh.