not that I know of...hopefully CN will put it back in the adult swim rotation
Make fun of a friend with a split level home. Keep saying, "Wow, it's so Brady!"
Write down everything you say today, diagram it and look up each word. See how much you say tomorrow.
Your day will come soon. Today is not it.
First steal an orange traffic cone. Then tuck your pants into your socks and put on a beret. Yell into the cone, "Action!" You're a Hollywood Director.
What if your hands were spoons? So what? Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Read the comic strips aloud to your friends. Make up funny voices for the funny characters.
Hold your breath until tomorrow. No, don't really. I was lying.
Spend countless hours in your room drawing up blueprints for a spaceship that will never exist.
The word "Moltar" always make me hungry for hot, fresh, out-of-the-oven chocolate cookies! I don't know why.
If you see a scorpion today, take precautionary measures: Do not taunt it, walk around it on your tip-toes, and lift those knees.
When you're in your new apartment, pretend you're trapped in a submarine. Bang on the walls and yell "we're running out of air, we're running out of air!"
Jump at the chance to have an action figure fashioned after yourself.
Today is somebody's birthday! Open the phone book and call every number until you find that special birthday person.
If you have to ask whether or not you offended someone, you probably did. Apologizing only confirms it.
You don't need those clothes or that house, or that job! Take a stand! Down with tyranny!
Did you leave the iron on? You can never be too careful. Drop what you are doing and run home like a school kid and check that iron.
Lie to your plants.
Call in sick today, just for fun, then go out for drinks and lunch near your office. Count all the people you know.
Carry suspiciously large amounts of cash.
Picnics are a little overrated, don't you think? All that wind, and don't your legs fall asleep frequently?
If you got a third eye tattooed on your forehead, people would be much more reluctant to mess with you. I say, go for it.
Walk your dog - to Detroit.
I command you to achieve a great deal of success within three months. I will check to see that you have carried out my directive.
Just because you're a superhero, it doesn't mean you don't feel pain. Like when you trim your fingernails down too close, it hurts at least twice as much as it would hurt a mortal.
Early to bed and early to rise, drive through the drive-thru and get me some fries.
Call that guitar guy from Saturday Night Live and ask him, "What's so damn funny?"
On this date in 1974, the Ghost Planet switched over to metric. Four hours later, we switched back.
Paint your desk yellow and pretend you're driving a school bus. Look over your shoulder at people and yell at them.
Walk or fly in place. Let the background do the work by providing the apparent motion for you.
Acknowledge your inefficiencies. I would if I had any.
Mistrust all young adults who say they know someone who used to party with Space Ghost.
Intergalactic travel is a privilege - not a right.
Call a law office and demand to speak to an attorney, any attorney.
The last thing I would ever want to do would be to put myself in someone else's shoes - for hygiene reasons mostly.
The undulating, high pitched whir is my favorite sound effect. It is used when I employ my heat ray. What is your favorite sound effect?
Practice opening soda cans with your mind. Once perfected, do it to a whole vending machine and see how funny that is.
When attending trade shows and conventions, you should appear, blend in, shake hands and go. Don't collect too many samples.
Spend all your money today.
Today is the first day of the beginning of your new thing that is still kind of new and is not quite underway but is almost there at the beginning.
Does the muffin man have muscles?
Whenever possible, demand renumeration for your super deeds. Specify U.S. dollars.
Shave a wildebeest for fun.
I feel you may be taking me for granted. I'll not be sharing any wisdom or wit with you today.
Learn to say, "I'm onto you" in sign language.
Wear sunglasses in church.
You are 3-D Man today, run towards people.
Go to a movie that you've memorized, and recite all the lines in unison with the actors. Then see how long it takes for you to get thrown out.
On the Ghost Planet, the word Rocktober means "Please kill me." Don't ever say it.
Kick in a neighbor's door and go exploring. Discover uncharted rooms and big screen TVs that would look great in your living room.
There's no time like the present. What present? I don't see any presents.
Don't talk to anyone today - sing to them! Sing everything that comes out of your mouth.
Good pick-up line: You look like a being who wants more from Space Ghost than a swat on the fanny and an autographed photo.
I can't believe that thing you did yesterday. That was really bad. You probably don't even remember. But everyone knows it was you.
Always assume your living room is bugged.
Replace your cat or dog with a lobster.
Have you reached that high degree of success yet? If not, I will grant you 30 more days.
Wear a cape. Just once. Wear one.
Don't you miss the 8-track tape?
Um - excuse me. Your true identity is showing.
Yoo-hoo, Hard Copy. Over here. It's me, Space Ghost! Yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo, Hard Copy. Woo!
Tell everyone you lost a hundred dollar bill, then go about your business and forget about it.
Wear a surgical mask when grocery shopping.
Remember - you are the flowers. Sidekicks and villains are the vase.
Have a happy home. Carve your shrubs into carnival clowns.
For fun: wander the streets with a lawn sprinkler and bless fire-hydrants.
Guess what? You'll never be President of the United States. Get used to it.
Image is not everything - gravity is. Image is number two.
Mozart composed his first opera by the age of four. How's yours coming?
Don't walk anywhere you can crawl to.
Ride your mower to work today, wear a helmet.
Never run as fast as you can for over three hours.
If you must have a sidekick, make sure he brings out the best in you - not vice versa.
Make guests comfortable. Engage them with open-ended questions. Dismiss them politely when you are finished with them.
Devote your life to collecting trampolines.
Share bad ideas with your boss. Share good ideas with his or her boss.
Yoo-hoo, Nike! It's Space Ghost! I may still be available to you.
"Not now dear, I'm flossing."
I will refuse my superhero services to anyone who routinely uses the term, "been there, done that."
Do not be overly charmed by those with English or Australian accents.