Whoopie! It's football season! Fall weather!
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> Cookouts! Picnics! Best socializing of the year!
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> Here is the traditional collegiate football quiz to begin the season.
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> Even though you may know most of the answers, it is still fun
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> to reminisce the halcyon days of yore.
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> 1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
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> .........Drool.
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> (2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one
> room?
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> .........A full set of teeth.
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> (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
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> .........Grease her hips and push.
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> (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
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> .........Pay him for the pizza.
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> (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?
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> ........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
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> (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
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> .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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> (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?
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> .........His freshman year.
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> (8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
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> .........None -- that's a sophomore course.
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> (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
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> ........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at
> LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
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> AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
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> (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
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> .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
> picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
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> -- I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to
> find one.
