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Several years back, in my ski club in San Diego, we went out for pizza after a meeting. I was in my 914/6 and this girl is giving me a hard time about: "What's the matter, have a little dick?"
I looked her straight in the eye and said: "no no no. You use a Porsche to make up for your looks. The guys with the big trucks have the small dicks."
She immediately turns to the guy on the other side of her and says: "Oh! You have one of those big trucks, right?"
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James
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994)
Red-beard for President, 2020
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