I just took a poll and 99.99% of Americans hate Fernando Alonso. I took it in my living room about 10 minutes ago and there were 3 people present for the vote.
There are approx, 295,734,134 people in America my sample represented 1 in 98578044.66 people this "other" pole represented 1 in 292806.07 people.
My pole in better! and my wife agrees