[Icemaster]

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Lawyer on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Violent storm blows up, the baot sinks and the three are the only ones holding onto some flotsam. Sharks start swimming around the wreckage, the priest says "I am a man of the cloth, a soldier of god. Surely his hand will protect." Crunch. Down goes the Priest.

Rabbi says "I am one of God's chosen, I will be spared." Crunch, down goes the Rabbi.

Lawyer say's "Holy crap, guess I'm dead too." Shark bumps him, swims around to scent him, and starts to swim away. Lawyer shouts "Hey! What gives??? Not that I'm complaining, but what?"

Shark pokes its snout above the waves and says "Hey dude, birds of a feather...."