[Jeff Higgins]

A threesome is getting held up on the golf course one afternoon. When one of the staff motors by on a golf cart, they stop him to ask if he can't get the group in front to hurry up.

"I would help you guys out, but they are here as our special guests. They have donated their time to several local charities, helping in the construction of needed buildings and such. They are actually all blind, so we have a couple of our guys helping them out."

The Catholic priest in the theesome answers "what a moving story. I'll be sure to say a prayer for them".

The opthamologist says "Here is my card. If there is anything I can do to help these guys, please have them get in touch."

The lawyer looks out at them and asks "So why can't they play at night?"