Back in my school days.
I used to star with...What are you wearing? That is nice, tell me, what color are you eyes? I love XxX eyes, tell me about your hair... I bet you look very pretty...what color undies are you wearing today? ohhh naughty.
That is usually as far as i get. Guys hang up faster than girls for some reason.
oh ****, that link just worked for me, that is hilarious got to try it sometime