[Porsche-O-Phile]

A few years back on a cross-country flight, the captain engaged in his usual "post-climb-out" passenger briefing (where he tells you about the cruising altitude, ETE, etc.). Evidently he left the microphone on "cabin" mode instead of switching back to "crew only" mode as he then let out a long sigh and said (thinking he was only talking to his first officer), "well, all I need now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob. . ."

A flight attendant was observed bolting to the front of the airplane, probably to inform the captain that his microphone was still on.

An even quicker passenger stood up and called out after the sprighty flight attendant, "don't forget the coffee".