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I was in a puddle jumper going from Milwaukee to Chicago (yes, all 15 minutes of flying time....). The pilots lands the plane really hard in ORD. The co-pilot comes on, "Welcome to chicago ladies and gents, I hope you enjoyed your pilots.....ummmmm......I guess we can call that a landing....".
Another puddle jumper flight. We are still sitting at the gate get ready to push off. Cockpit doors open. The single flight attendant on board says, "The captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign.". The captain imediately comes on the intercom, "I did? Huh? (long pause, seat belt light comes on) What do you know? I did!"
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