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I was on a late night flight from LA to Det. last fall on Continental. The flight attendant who read the safety instructions before the flight, and also gave instructions during the flight was this tall platinum-grey-blonde in her mid 40s.
She was absolutely hallarious, thowing one liner after one liner into the stock safety announcement such as:
"In case of a crash landing over water, place your life vest on, put your head between your legs and kiss your rear end goodbye"
and "If you are a smoker, please refrain from smoking on the plane. If you do decide to smoke on the plane, you will be asked to leave the plane in mid-air." Then she goes "If you must insist on smoking, you can join me in the airport smoking lounge for a smoke when we land"
She had everyone rolling with her one liners...
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