Pikes, huh? On my campus they were the @$$holes.
Teeks (Tau Epsilon Kappa) were the nerds.
Lamda Chi Alpha were the stoners (a good friend of mine was the president).
Chi Omegas were the lipstick lesbians...
...Okay, I'm back now.
Me? I didn't feel like paying $8,000 a year to be told lick upperclassmen's balls (or whatever they did for hazing). I also went to a college where fraternities were banned until 1989 and they made up less than 5% of the student population.