[dhoward]

Aww....what the hell....
• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in

• What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.

• What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
"Would you like fries with that sir?"