[Jeff Higgins]

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's
one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have
the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We
have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to
advanced mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we
built the Roman empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with
what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the
Italians who introduced it to women."