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sitting inthe Heathrow lounge awaiting my flight to Newark. The announcement goes" Ladies and Gentlemen flight BAXXX to Newark will be slightly delayed. We seem to have misplaced our pilot"
About 30 minutes later"Ladies and Gentlemen flight BAXXX to Newark will begin boarding in approx 20 minutes, we've located a substitute pilot for you"
Once on board and doors closed the pilot comes on the PA"Ladies and Gentlemen this is your substitute pilot...I just wanted to assure that I do really know how to fly this aircraft".
guess you had to be there
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big blue tricycle
stare down the darkness and watch it fade
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