[Purrybonker]

I just completed a 5000 mile trip through the western US. In my previous driving pleasure trips south of the border twenty or so years ago (business/air travel doesn't really count; expensive hotels and meetings with the gentrified set does not expose one to the "average" American), I had concluded that American women were a chubby, even sloppy lot at just about any point post-puberty.

This trip forced me to change my view completely. The average US male anywhere north of 35 (and a strong portion below that age) has got to be carrying an 50 extra pounds strapped to his waist, not counting weapons or money belts. Women in this age group on the other hand, seem to be taking steps to keep themselves in trim.

Fitness facilities on my trip were consistently populated by middle aged women and men under 30. The fat husbands seem to prefer the golf courses and swimming pools (gawd save me from porkers in speedos).

Vegas has got to be the worst, a world full of Denny Cranes...

Word of warning guys - having a dick long enough to work around your massive belly may not be enough to keep your wife happy!