[Spud]

for my 40th birthday my wife had a surprise party for me. She told everyone coming that if they wanted to bring a gift to bring a bottle of tequila, greatest birthday ever. We killed a "few" bottles that night, and I still had 35 bottles left. I can truely say I've had just about every tequila out there

I'm 41 now and all that tequila is long gone.