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Originally posted by PBH
Obviously a situation that calls for the mute eloquence of the up-turned middle finger.
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and the death ray!
dont feel bad.............with temps cooling off and chamber of commerce weather, we get all the snowbirds. they come in many flavors and from far away. the general M.O. is to be in fast lane as you come driving up behind them. they are going 55 in 65mph zone. STATE LAW is slower traffic shall always YIELD to faster traffic. in other words if you aint going 65 get the hell over a few lanes. this is posted every where in state. and its on drivers lic. test(i checked). anyway the best part is they will not move over..........despite being flashed by hella h-4's numerous times. then as you turn your turn signal on to go around them, they decide NOW, is the time to change lanes, thereby you swerve back into fast lane to avoid them and then THEY FLIP YOU OFF!
whenever this occurs i memorize lic. plate of the great offendi, i have seriously contemplated on a number of these idiots calling 911. its amazing that road hogs still exist, with all the semi traffic barreling 20mph above limit. you'd figure the entire species of road hoggius maximus dumbassenoughious would have been wiped off the planet and the gene pool vaporized by now!
H-4's and HELLA HORNS and the DEATH RAY are our only hope!