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Not arguing one side or the other, but let's just say I come to your house uninvited. I stay in your garage and eat the food in the fridge in your garage. You tell me to leave, and I don't. Eventually I start to take over your living room. You tell me to leave, but I don't. Eventually I win over your wife and kids, and we hang out in your living room and eat the food out of the fridge in your kitchen.

Soon I start to hang out in the upstairs. You start to get pissed off and demand that I leave. I start to eat all the food in the fridge and start to claim parts of your house as mine. You and I have confrontations, and I still don't leave. Eventually, I send for my buddies to come to your house, and we all hang out in your house. My buddies start to take up parts of your house, and then folks find out they can come live in your house and you can't do anything about it. You eventually have to go live in the garage and take what food I give you and place in the fridge in the garage.

Soon I don't like the way you look or speak, so I make you speak and look like me. Eventually I move you into your yard and make you live in a tent, and you have to grow your own food eventhough you have no gardening or farming experience. Winter comes and you still haven't figured out how to grow food or keep food for the winter.

So now I throw scraps into the yard for you.

In the spring my friends and I want to use the most furtile part of you yard for my garden and flowers, so I make you and your family move to the least furtile part of the yard where it's just rocks, gravel and clay.

Eventually you start to plot against me and my buddies and all the other folks living in your house. You start to kill off some of my buddies hoping we will all leave. But we retailate by killing your kids.

At summer's end you mount a last stand with your wife. But with just the rakes and shovels we gave you to to grow food in the clay patch we moved you to, you can't do much. We shoot you and your wife and complete the take over of your house and yard.

Last edited by MotoSook; 10-22-2006 at 08:49 AM..
Old 10-22-2006, 08:42 AM
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