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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
Posts: 51,063
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The DOA
enough of this mamby pamby cr@p....This is the reason why I can't remember the University I went to..all I remember is that it was close to the beach?
The DOA
Start on the roof of the dorm, round about 5, taking shots of Tequilla and alternating with hits on a joint. About 3 each will suffice. Retire gracefully to Dorm room where Johnny Winters Road Work is turned up loudly..in paticular Tobaco Road... Sit in a circle in darkened room and proceed to pass and chug a Quart of Beer, a Liter of Tequilla and hits on a joint each time it comes around...three times ought to do it. If U fall over face down U live if you fall on your back U die...
Fortunately I fell over face first, half in the room and half in the hall, where I promptly threw up. and since U can't move U get the idea...I do remember the Hall RA walking past and saying to his friend, "It is best if you don't see such things." as he disapeared into his room.
The after effects truly make U feel like your dead...and putrifing.
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Last edited by tabs; 10-22-2006 at 11:25 PM..
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