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a solution to those of you who have ricky racers play zoom zoom thru your neighborhood..........speed bumps! simple effective and can be made just like the ones in mexico that WILL make you wish you had slowed down!
for those of us who live on dirt roads w/ricky baja racers screaming WFO.............took buddies john deere and scooped out nice wide/long depression. when they haul a$$, they launch into a nice eroded area since all sheet flow of water goes thru. and the value added bonus..........it fills with a hell of alot of water when it does rain. we call it the "slow down people puddle".
now this does work for the majority in our section of land. but there is always one clown in the bunch. this clown age 16, drives his mommys ford f 150 like its a trophy truck. had a chat with mom in front of kid. that didnt work. soooooooooo roommate and i were working outside on house one sunday afternoon. he came flying by, went around corner in full power on slide. well the both of us waited, until he came back. went over to house, and rang bell. asked if his mommy was home, he replied no. with that we both proceeded to climb down his throat at mach volume, threatening to call the cops, press charges for reckless driving(8pts-mandatory suspension) and go to every hearing and twist his nuts so tight, that he wouldnt be able to see straight! let alone beat his worthless a$$ senseless! i guess 2 old farts, 6'3 tall, very mad, foaming at the mouth, finally did the trick.
NEXT TIME HE DOES IT.................his property will be surrounded with a box of ROOFING NAILS! LOL!
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