[charleskieffner]

i was taught right here on pelican that "bolt on bumper hitches" are SAFE! and you should NEVER WORRY about any damage or UNSAFE TRAILERING!

but please tell me in precise words with 8x10 glossy's just WHAT REALLY HAPPENED when your trailer has a flat at 75MPH. or a bearing fails, or a semi blows by @ mach speed and starts trailer whipping, or you hit road debris etc.

this is why u-haul and penske both have an employee who does nothing all day but build models TO SCALE, to EXACTLY REPLICATE YOUR ACCIDENT IN COURT WHEN YOU TRY AND SUE THEM!

dioramas w/little street signs, crosswalks, traffic lights, bridges, railroad crossings, yellow or white lane stripes, lil telephone poles, fire hydrants, skid marks, ambulances w/bodies on gurneys, cop cars, fire trucks, AND ONE MANGLED PORSCHE 911 THE EXACT COLOR OF THE ONE YOU USED TO OWN, ALL WADDED UP, with a mangled trailer................not attached!

i personally think, that the ONLY PERSON WITH HUEVOS BIG ENOUGH TO TEST THIS THEORY IS MALIBU BOY(execmalibu), since he is a stunt man and is a lawyer!

im sure that he has blown 930 turbos doors in, while towing a trailer with a BUMPER HITCH on numerous occasions!

and off course malibu boy would have an original special modified only for him, 917 WING on both the 911 and the trailer!


of course after learning on pelican that IT IS OK to trailer with a bumper hitch attached to a 911, i am not content with that. instead of trailering w/my 20 year old p-car. I WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER-COOLER-AND SAFER TOWING WITH A 1957 CABRIOLET!


you guys who want to trailer w/your 911, should someday drive a semi w/a 40ft trailer, or maybe a duallie w/a 36ft toy hauler, and tell all of us here ALL ABOUT TRAILERING!

once again this IS THE PLACE TO LMFAO!

check list........

1)work station seat belt on

2)no coffee in reach

3) towel to clean puter screen

4)u-haul/penske guide to safe trailering

5) big sandwich(i'll be here all day-laughing)

6) pencil/paper to make blueprints for the "ULTIMATE PORSCHE" bumper hitch.

7) jay leno/conan/seinfeld so they can gleam new jokes for all of next years shows.

8)lear jet/cessna citation/ or pilatus(STOL) so i can be johnny on the spot at the wrecking yard if yours is an 1987 911(spare engine/trannies are cool!)

9)tool kit to bring on plane

10) TISSUES SO I CAN WIPE MY EYES FROM CRYING because I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!