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resident samsquamch
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Cooterville, Cackalacky
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...and the academy goes to
And the academy for best fictional internet short story involving a Porsche 930 goes to (DRUM ROLL PLEASE) Diabolos88 for this account of the 3/19/2006 "VALET INCIDENT":
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?threadid=272278
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The death of a Voodoo cursed 930.....
Took out the wife for the first time since Ive owned this beast, gave valet my car, then upon exiting, handed valet my ticket. He attempted to pullup around in front of the restaurant. As we both stood watching, the moronic valet clerk proceeded to make a u-turn from the right lane and drive up to us as we saw an oncoming car in the left lane,(same direction) smash right into my left front tire/qtr panel as he was already perpendicular to the street!!!! I just about DIED right there!! I swear my heart sank as I felt like I just fell out of a 10 story building onto concrete pavement!
Now the neverending saga of Valet service rebuttals concerning liability and insurance claims will for sure do me in and finish me off as I fathom the cost of fixing this nightmare is going to exceed $15-$20k to do it "Ferdinand perfect". Something the Valet service's insurance is not expecting for sure.
c'est la vie.................
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-jeff
back in the saddle: '95 993 - just another black C2
*SOLD*: '87 930 GP White - heroin would have been a cheaper addiction...
"Ladies and Gentlemen, from Boston Massachusetts, we are Morphine, at your service..." - Mark Sandman (RIP )
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