I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY
KIDS....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a
beautiful woman wave at him
and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he
can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father
of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm
your son's math
teacher."
