[shikzachaser]

Yeah, I guarantee you it's better than what is produced here under the label of the "King of Beers". We do have a vey good micro brewery "Schlafley's Tap Room". They do an excellent ale and a very good Heffeweizen. Tom Schafley plays softball with a bunch of guys I know and I occasionally am drafted. "The Pink Flamingos" after the John Waters movie of the same name. You can imagine just how classy these guys are if they pattern themselves after a 300lb transvestite that squeezes a poodle for a snack. They are 90% lawyers including Tom and all are a throwback to the 60's. A couple years ago my wife and I dressed in 10' tall Schafley beer bottle costumes we made and danced behind their Mardi Gras float for over 6 miles. It is the drunkest I have ever been. It got so bad that we caught the float behind us on fire and halted the 2nd largest Mardi Gras parade in the US. It was an event that really made our children proud of us. It could possibly be the cause of our son becoming a, choke, Republican, and our daughter moving to Chicago. Oh the horror!!!
Jeannie and I are not prototypical parental influences, were lucky none of our family has been institutionalized, at least not for more than "observation". The really scarry part is my 3YO granddaughter is just like me.

Steve