[Porsche-O-Phile]

I'm printing that and sticking it in my office restroom. Priceless.

Years ago I worked for an auto dealership - there was one restroom in particular used by the mechanics and dealership employees that was NOT (under any circumstances!) for public use. The graffiti and general unsanitary condition of said bathroom was literally legend. The janitor that used to come by literally used to toss a bucket of cleaning agent in the general direction of the bowl (while standing outside with the door propped open) and later come back tossing the replacement rolls of T.P. and paper towels into the room without ever setting foot inside.

I wish I had pics (this was in the age before digital cameras). Words can't describe it.