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Subject: Geography of a Woman......And a Man
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently
aging but still warm, and a desirable place to
visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain;
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very
wide, and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with
a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq, ruled by a dick.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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