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The 2008 democratic convention Itinerary

7:00 P.M. - Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. - Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship.
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. - Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. - Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank presiding.

8:30 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. - Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender.
French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. - Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant
fund

9:30 P.M. - Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo
Bay. Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. - Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. - Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented
by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. - Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

11:00 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. - Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 P.M. - Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry.

11:30 P.M.- Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 A.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M. - Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.